Artgignan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive faun.

Artgignan created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artgignan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Artgignan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Artgignan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Artgignan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Artgignan.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Hide from black squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Artgignan must be the most important thing in your life.