Himfem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, confident yak.

Himfem created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himfem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Himfem, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Himfem's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Himfem's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Himfem.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.