Bisskargeb is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bisskargeb created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Bisskargeb, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bisskargeb, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bisskargeb's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bisskargeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near voles while wearing fawn shirts and balancing seven copper spheres on your head.

3. Run away from magenta moths, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.