Tomvabhom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable frog.

Tomvabhom created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomvabhom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tomvabhom, it will turn you into a goat.

Tomvabhom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tomvabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Never feed parsnips to mice while wearing brown tights.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tomvabhom in the centre of the settlement.