Tigtonkad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered rat.

Tigtonkad created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Tigtonkad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tigtonkad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tigtonkad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tigtonkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing three silver spheres on your face.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.