Dondittik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering troll.

Dondittik created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dondittik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dondittik, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dondittik's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dondittik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always obey Dondittik's priests.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never paint your back white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.