Kinnulham is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous fox.

Kinnulham created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinnulham, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kinnulham, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kinnulham's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kinnulham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never talk about dark energy near pigs while wearing yellow shoes and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing green kilts.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing black skirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.