Sasrattom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise dragonfly.

Sasrattom created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sasrattom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sasrattom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sasrattom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sasrattom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing turquoise shoes.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.