Megsugnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless crocodile.

Megsugnurt created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Megsugnurt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megsugnurt, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Megsugnurt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Megsugnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Never write about amino acids.