Dotbusbun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered squid.

Dotbusbun created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbusbun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotbusbun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dotbusbun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dotbusbun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three pigs approach from the west.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.