Haspopgess is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing naga.

Haspopgess created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Haspopgess, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Haspopgess, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Haspopgess' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Haspopgess' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Haspopgess.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Haspopgess in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.