Budsigmigbus is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart mole.

Budsigmigbus created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budsigmigbus, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budsigmigbus, she will curse you with boils.

Budsigmigbus' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Budsigmigbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Budsigmigbus must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never talk about galaxies.