Hinyamyik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating owl.

Hinyamyik created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinyamyik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinyamyik, she will turn you into a worm.

Hinyamyik's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hinyamyik's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Hide if six bats approach from the east.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always obey Hinyamyik's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.