Hivbumhap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate warg.

Hivbumhap created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbumhap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivbumhap, it will turn you into a plant.

Hivbumhap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hivbumhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing purple kilts and balancing five gold spheres on your back.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never paint your neck pink.

5. Never hurt cats.