Pogmapflagkem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome camel.

Pogmapflagkem created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogmapflagkem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pogmapflagkem, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pogmapflagkem's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pogmapflagkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogmapflagkem.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.