Larpyikbab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient cow.

Larpyikbab created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpyikbab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larpyikbab, she will be very sad.

Larpyikbab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Larpyikbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near rats while wearing magenta coats and balancing three iron spheres on your head.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always help mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.