Gatpibtettirullcebtalwadort Hugjadlidtun is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, blissful cat.

Gatpibtettirullcebtalwadort Hugjadlidtun created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatpibtettirullcebtalwadort Hugjadlidtun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gatpibtettirullcebtalwadort Hugjadlidtun, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gatpibtettirullcebtalwadort Hugjadlidtun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gatpibtettirullcebtalwadort Hugjadlidtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to mites while wearing yellow rings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Gatpibtettirullcebtalwadort Hugjadlidtun's name in vain.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.