Rilyokmil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent ferret.

Rilyokmil created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilyokmil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilyokmil, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rilyokmil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rilyokmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilyokmil.

4. Never wear fawn hats.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.