Logdunhom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful turtle.

Logdunhom created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logdunhom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Logdunhom, she will come to you in dreams.

Logdunhom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Logdunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Logdunhom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Learn six new languages a year.