Lidkopwip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced toad.

Lidkopwip created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Lidkopwip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidkopwip, she will turn you into a tree.

Lidkopwip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lidkopwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Lidkopwip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.