Foss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable alligator.

Foss created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Foss, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Foss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
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