Wikragmif is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident wombat.

Wikragmif created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikragmif, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wikragmif, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wikragmif's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wikragmif's Holy Commandments

1. Wikragmif loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Run away from magenta sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.