Wikpidvog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish armadillo.

Wikpidvog created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikpidvog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikpidvog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wikpidvog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wikpidvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing indigo rings and balancing three tin spheres on your hands.