Didnabfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate unicorn.

Didnabfon created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didnabfon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Didnabfon, she will not invite you to parties.

Didnabfon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Didnabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Didnabfon loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Never jump near sharks.