Fargovsug is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody dragonfly.

Fargovsug created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fargovsug, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fargovsug, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fargovsug's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fargovsug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five moths approach from the north.

2. Fargovsug loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always stare at clouds.