Dutjadbop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unjust horse.

Dutjadbop created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dutjadbop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dutjadbop, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dutjadbop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dutjadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about gravity.