Laklegflam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane monkey.

Laklegflam created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Laklegflam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Laklegflam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Laklegflam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Laklegflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Do not covet oxen.