Vagrenlen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless badger.

Vagrenlen created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vagrenlen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vagrenlen, it will curse you with boils.

Vagrenlen's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vagrenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Vagrenlen loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.