Pibyarlven is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient manatee.

Pibyarlven created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Pibyarlven, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibyarlven, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pibyarlven's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pibyarlven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.