Gutkemboss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident wasp.

Gutkemboss created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutkemboss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gutkemboss, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gutkemboss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gutkemboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never pour water over plants.