Hivstipgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable camel.

Hivstipgub created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivstipgub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivstipgub, he will turn you into a duck.

Hivstipgub's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hivstipgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs orange.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Hide from purple horses for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.