Gedfagsis is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish lizard.

Gedfagsis created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedfagsis, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gedfagsis, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gedfagsis' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gedfagsis' Holy Commandments

1. Gedfagsis loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.