Himlakwap Rillvonkkon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome cobra.

Himlakwap Rillvonkkon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlakwap Rillvonkkon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himlakwap Rillvonkkon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Himlakwap Rillvonkkon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Himlakwap Rillvonkkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never run in holy places.