Natcapcim is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish turtle.

Natcapcim created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natcapcim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natcapcim, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Natcapcim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Natcapcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Natcapcim.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Natcapcim on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natcapcim.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing violet rings and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.