Loopcunyarlditbum is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying hamster.

Loopcunyarlditbum created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Loopcunyarlditbum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Loopcunyarlditbum, she will turn you into a duck.

Loopcunyarlditbum's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Loopcunyarlditbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Loopcunyarlditbum's priests.

2. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the west.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about amino acids.