Bumfabdag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless lobster.

Bumfabdag created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bumfabdag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumfabdag, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bumfabdag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bumfabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must love Bumfabdag.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bumfabdag on top of all buildings.