Matpomlibbog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty frog.

Matpomlibbog created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Matpomlibbog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Matpomlibbog, she will destroy your home planet.

Matpomlibbog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Matpomlibbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Matpomlibbog.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.