Manyedbug is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, compassionate rhinoceros.

Manyedbug created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manyedbug, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Manyedbug, he will come to you in dreams.

Manyedbug's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Manyedbug's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not speak about wheat.