Nigbutbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective sheep.

Nigbutbud created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbutbud, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigbutbud, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nigbutbud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nigbutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.