Queegpanggil Nurtenbom is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, emotional badger.

Queegpanggil Nurtenbom created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegpanggil Nurtenbom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queegpanggil Nurtenbom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Queegpanggil Nurtenbom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Queegpanggil Nurtenbom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed coconuts to swans while wearing indigo rings.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never talk about fire.