Waptafpas is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless skunk.

Waptafpas created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waptafpas, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Waptafpas, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Waptafpas' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Waptafpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always obey Waptafpas' priests.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.