Likhatnurtkipspag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome capybara.

Likhatnurtkipspag created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likhatnurtkipspag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Likhatnurtkipspag, she will turn you into a goat.

Likhatnurtkipspag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Likhatnurtkipspag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.