Rulyokrul is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing owl.

Rulyokrul created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulyokrul, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rulyokrul, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rulyokrul's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rulyokrul's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rulyokrul.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.