Misnurlbedbegnegcadhat Cumquamcim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental dugong.

Misnurlbedbegnegcadhat Cumquamcim created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misnurlbedbegnegcadhat Cumquamcim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Misnurlbedbegnegcadhat Cumquamcim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Misnurlbedbegnegcadhat Cumquamcim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Misnurlbedbegnegcadhat Cumquamcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.