Matmidlig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless chinchilla.

Matmidlig created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matmidlig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Matmidlig, she will not invite you to parties.

Matmidlig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Matmidlig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Matmidlig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.