Cubjinbif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful bear.

Cubjinbif created light four years ago.

If you believe in Cubjinbif, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubjinbif, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cubjinbif's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cubjinbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Cubjinbif in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.