Genpinfig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable scorpion.

Genpinfig created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genpinfig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Genpinfig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Genpinfig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Genpinfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Run away from mauve geese, for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Never paint your face fawn.