Dadpogfar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, flying hare.

Dadpogfar created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadpogfar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dadpogfar, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dadpogfar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dadpogfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.