Nuttcidpark is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast hyena.

Nuttcidpark created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcidpark, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nuttcidpark, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nuttcidpark's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nuttcidpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing purple jumpers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nuttcidpark on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.