Homsitzed is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, flying gnu.

Homsitzed created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homsitzed, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Homsitzed, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Homsitzed's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Homsitzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.